Op Ed: Unicorns, the Tooth Fairy, and a Safe and Effective

State officials take heed: Covid-ology myths may not work this time

Dear Connecticut state officials,

We the people all remember 2020; it was a year, then a micro-era, defined by words like “lockdown”, “mandate”, “emergency”, “safety”, and so on. At the moment, many of us are paying attention to the headlines, some even jumping ahead of the narrative to decry it in advance. That’s because 2020 became such a definition of social trauma; the measures taken by officials so defined us, that once we found each other, the bonds of resistance were cemented.

We quickly realized that along with unicorns and the tooth fairy–a germ-free world and anything safe and effective were giant myths.

As a result, we the Normalized gave your “social distance” chiding a giant middle finger after a short while. Oh yes, we broke your rules proudly.

Be aware, officials, that the “social distance” and “health n safety” jedi mind tricks will not be working so easily on those who have been immunized against such funded slogans. Our vaccine is called “critical thinking”, and we acquired it through courage, which edged out the fear. Courage over and above any official, any mandate.

The problem, officials, is that even a health-based “suggestion” will not work nearly as simply on our vaccinated-against-fear minds. And you appear to have used up your buzzword quota for now, thanks to the Fauci, the Tedros, the Schwab, the WHO and so on.

The overuse of your carefully crafted suggestives have bled themselves out. The rising tide of “died suddenly” burst the dam open on Truth; people are making fun with their own names of variants, laughing at the masks, and laughing at you. “Election Year-icron” some are calling this.

The First Wave of resistance eventually won out; and the Second Wave will be even stronger. Don’t bother making the health n safety rules, the safe n effective mRNA.

In the words of the founders, we “pledge our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor” to break them again.